shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
ryannxp: Lego House (Live) —Ed Sheeran | Billboard Music Awards 2013
jshabyta: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS POST YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
mostlyfiction: Love isn’t about fucking each other at any opportunity. It also isn’t about how many months or years that you’ve been together. To me, love is about being able to see light inside of the person who knows nothing but darkness.
bolto: bolto: Loki vs Baby America reminder
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man