fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(via -mikulangot)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via cerealthinker)
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
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